Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A. Santa Clues!
Q. What happened when a Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
A. He went down with tinsel-itis.
There were two scouts who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
“I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve.
Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
A: Santaclaustrophobia
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
These are actually good ones!!! Julia and I loved them. Thanks!
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You are welcome! Happy New Year!