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Christmas Jokes for Kids

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A. Santa Clues!

Q. What happened when a Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
A. He went down with tinsel-itis.

There were two scouts who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,
“I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not!”

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve.

Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
A: Santaclaustrophobia

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

2 Comments

  1. These are actually good ones!!! Julia and I loved them. Thanks!

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